You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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