you guys were way drunker than both of me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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