O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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