He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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