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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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