Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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