You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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