Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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