My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
do herpes really smell.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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