so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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