My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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