whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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