i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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