We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Randomize
