$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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