What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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