Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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