At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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