Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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