Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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