apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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