I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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