i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
