I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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