Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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