I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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