I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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