God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
operation harelip BJ is a go
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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