Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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