White coat. Heels.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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