i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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