Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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