So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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