there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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