This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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