would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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