I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
