We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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