I wanna passion pit in your ass
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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