Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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