Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
