im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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