You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
barbara walters just said penis...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
where are my eyebrows?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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