i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just found a bag of teeth...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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