last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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