I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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