I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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