He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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