we're blogging at a bar
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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