Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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