If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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